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Pregnancy brain and other disasters

by Lorenia

Today, George sent me a seemingly innocuous video.

Innocuous, that is, unless you are a 20-something female in her first trimester of pregnancy. Two-legged chihuahua HAS NO HANDS, OK? NO HANDS. I am totally ugly crying over here.

You’d think he’d've learned by now. Last night we watched “Country Strong” (which I think I didn’t like at all, but my taste, including in movies, seems to be out of whack right now, so I’ll get back to you on whether I really liked it or not in, oh… 18-22 years). There’s this little boy towards the end with leukemia. You know the scene is coming, but when he appears in the frame, with his lack of eyebrows and his giant cowboy hat? Well, I don’t think I’ve ever lost my crap quite as quickly as I did then and there. Emotional, couch-rocking, chest-rattling sobs, snot everywhere, the works. Not pretty.

So, word to the wise: please avoid showing me anything cute, anything sad, or anything having to do with little animals or children. Especially sick children. Or sick little animals. Or sick little children dressed like animals. Thanks.

10 comments

1 Elina { 11.02.11 at 19:08 }

The NO HANDS part cracked me out. You are too adorable, lady!

2 Elina { 11.02.11 at 19:08 }

CRACKED ME UP. not out. UP.

3 George { 11.02.11 at 18:17 }

HAHAHAHA you poor thing. I can’t stop laughing. I know you can’t help it, and it’s not funny. But oh, it is.

Sorry about the hormones.

4 Lorenia { 11.02.11 at 18:19 }

I can’t stop re-watching this video and tearing up. I am not your biggest fan right now.

5 sholeh { 11.03.11 at 00:06 }

Hahaha omg I am half laughing, half feeling sorry for you. And I can’t even imagine how much fun george is having with all of this.

6 Lorenia { 11.15.11 at 13:24 }

TOO much fun. Stinker.

7 Erin { 12.02.11 at 23:30 }

You’ll probably want to go ahead and avoid the “Research Beagles See Sunlight For the First Time” link that’s available on time.com. Just sayin’.

8 THAT Person { 04.27.12 at 14:25 }

[...] George hasn’t had it bad: I’ve had pretty much no real cravings, at least not a single one involving making him drive somewhere late at night to get me a random item of food that I’ll no longer want once he makes it back home. The worst thing he’s had to deal with is the one that still makes him laugh (but only after I’ve snapped out of it — he’s no dummy): THE UGLY CRY. [...]

9 George { 04.27.12 at 15:34 }

You mean this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFtJeKojFfI

10 Lorenia { 04.27.12 at 15:46 }

YOU ARE A BAD PERSON. BAD. BAD.

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